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Birthday Jokes


Ever since birthdays began to be celebrated, they have given rise to a host of rib-tickling jokes. Here we present you with some of the hilarious jokes on birthdays available online and hope that you will enjoy them as much as we do. Read these wonderful birthday jokes and if you like, click here to share them with your friends. Have a pleasurable reading time!

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."

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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard. 'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'

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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

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Q: What do you always get on your birthday?
A: Another year older!

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1st man to 2nd man: "What birthday present are you going to buy for your wife?"
2nd man: "A pack of playing cards."
1st man: "That's strange. Why such a choice of gift?"
2nd man: "Oh, last week she told me to give her something with diamonds on her birthday."

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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
"Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice.
"You folks need all the practice you can get."

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