Christmas Jokes

Consider the sumptuous meals, savory cusines, bright lights, splendidly decorated trees, gifts, love and laughter of dear ones, Christmas is a time for fun and unbridled merry celebrations. TheHolidaySpot brings you a collection of jokes and humor related to the Christmas theme to give you ample scope for laughter. Read and enjoy these highly amusing Christmas jokes and shake yourself with some innocent laughter. If you like our collection of Christmas jokes, click here and refer this page to your friends and loved ones and share a good laugh together. Merry Christmas!
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Make your Christmas celebrations more mirthful with these hilarious jokes based on the festival:

A little boy's concept of Christmas
A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to tell his parents.
As soon as he arrived home, he immediately began, "I learned all about the very first Christmas in Sunday school today! There wasn’t a Santa Claus way back then, so these three skinny guys on camels had to deliver all the toys!
And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn’t there yet, so they had to have this big spotlight in the sky to find their way around!"
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A Car For Christmas
Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'
A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.
Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'
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Christmas Presents
Here are five useful phrases for responding to Christmas presented you would rather not have received:
1. Well, well, well ...
2. If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.
3. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here.
4. It's great; but I'm worried about the jealousy it may create.
5. Just my luck to get this, on the Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.
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Christmas Prayers
A few days before Christmas, two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparent's house. When it was time to go to bed, and anxious to do the right thing, they both knelt down to say their prayers.
Suddenly, the younger one began to do so in a very loud voice.
"Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a play-station, a mountain-bike and a telescope."
His older brother leaned over and nudged his brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
"I know" he replied, "But Grandma is!"
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Similarity
Q: What is the similarity between a burning candle and thirst?
A: Because a little water ends both of them.

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About Clauses
Saint Nicholas is the main Clause
His wife is a relative Clause
His children are dependent Clauses
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses

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The Three Stages Of Life
Stage One: You believe in Father Christmas.
Stage Two: You don't believe in Father Christmas.
Stage Three: You are Father Christmas.

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