Jokes on Easter

Read these amusing Easter jokes and celebrate the occasion.

Q: What are the secrets behind the fitness of the Easter Bunny?
A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

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Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one. Ask why?
Q: Why?
A: Because after that it is not empty any more!

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Q: What score did the Easter Bunny give to the Easter parade?
A: He rated it "Egg-cellent"!

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Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

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Q: How can you infer that bunnies have good eye sight?
A: Did you ever see a bunny wearing glasses?

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Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You're one hot chick!

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A Pastor once said to a man "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
"Is it?" the Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service. "

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