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Friendship Day Jokes

It is once again time for Friendship Day celebrations and in keeping with the festive spirit of the occasion, DeepestFeelings.com presents you with a collection of amusing friendship jokes that capture rib-tickling moments between fictional friends and make for an appropriate read on Friendship Day. Read these hilarious Friendship Day Jokes and have a great time during the occasion. If you enjoy these Friendship Day Jokes and want to refer them to your pals, click here and pass this article on to them to share the laughs. Celebrate Friendship Day with one and all!

Millions of stars

Two adventurers John and Jack were camping in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, John woke up his friend.

"Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked John.

Jack thought for a minute and said.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

After a moment of silence, John spoke.

"It tells two things to me. First is that...you are an idiot."

Jack looked at John, surprised. "Why do you say so?" he said.

"Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied John.

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Let's Play Schools

Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools".

"Okay!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."

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The Chase

Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.

The second man said 'You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!'

The first man said, 'I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun YOU!'

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A Friend in Need

Q: A friend in need is?
A: Someone to avoid!

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One for my friend

Subedar Lakhan Singh and Subedar Shaifuddin were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army. They were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together. The partition separated them. Subedar Shaifuddin was absorbed in the Pakistan Army. Subedar Lakhan Singh got into the Indian Army.

To keep his friend's memory alive Lakhan Singh always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately! When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: 'This is Shaifuddin's glass; this one is mine. I take a sip from each - one on behalf of Shaifuddin, the other for myself.'

Suddenly one evening Subedar Lakhan Singh was seen with only one glass on his table. When asked what had happened, he replied, 'You see, I have given up drinking but Shaifuddin has not. So I have put away my glass and drink only on behalf of my friend.'

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