Check out these funny Mother's Day Jokes and hanve a whale of a time during the occassion!
|Mother's Day Jokes
|Let him get out of it
A man once went on a safari along with his wife and his mother-in-law.
One morning, the couple wake up to find the old lady missing. The anxious wife insisted that she and her husband immediately make a search in the nearby jungle.
Reluctantly, the husband picked up his rifle and both of them entered the jungle searching for his mother-in-law. Soon they found her but what they saw scared the young woman out of her wits. In a clearing not far from the camp, her mother was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
"Oh my god!" cried out the wife in panic, "Now what are we going to do?'
'Absolutely nothing, darling,' explained the husband in a calm voice, 'The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.'
|Can you bring me a glass of water?
A small boy was sent to bed by his mother. Five minutes later he said,
"What?" his mom replied.
"I'm thirsty. Can I have a glass of water?" asked the child again.
"No. You had your chance. Lights are out." answered his mom.
Five minutes later, the boy began calling his mother again.
"What now ?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can you bring me a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
But it continues after five more minutes.
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
|It's Time to go to School
One early morning, a lady tried to wake her son up. "Wake up, son. It's time for school!"
Son: "Nooooooooo! Not again. I don't want to go."
Mom: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
Son: "One, the kids hate me. And two - the teachers hate me, too!"
Mom: "None of the reasons are strong enough for your not going to school. Come on now, get yourself ready."
Son: "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
Mom: "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
|Light of the world
A little boy forgot his lines in the school drama he was participating in.
Luckily, his mother was in the front row to prompt him. Knowing that her son had forgot the lines, she gestured and formed the words silently with her lips.
But that was of no good to her son, for the little boy, whose memory was blank.
Sensing trouble, the mother leaned forward and whispered the cue, "I am the light of the world."
The child beamed with joy. With great feeling and a loud clear voice he said,
"My mother is the light of the world."