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bullet John: What would it take to make you give me a kiss ? - Jill: An anaesthetic.
bullet Two old men were talking over old times and saying how much things had changed.
"I mean," said the first, "I caught one of the boys kissing one of the girls yesterday."
"Extraordinary," said the second.
"I didn't even kiss my wife before I married her, did you?"
"I can't remember. What was her maiden name?".
bullet Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
bullet A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. - Prof. of Computer Science
bullet A kiss is two divided by nothing. - Prof. of Algebra
bullet A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. - Prof. of Geometry
bullet A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. - Prof. of Physics
bullet A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. - Prof. of Chemistry
bullet A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. - Prof. of Zoology
bullet A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction. - Prof. of Physiology
bullet A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. - Prof. of Dentistry
bullet A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. - Prof. of Accountancy
bullet A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. - Prof. of Economics
bullet A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. - Prof. of Statistics
bullet A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. - Prof. of Philosophy
bullet Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term. - Prof. of Engineering
bullet A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. - Prof. of English

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