Thanksgiving Day Jokes & One-liners

The annual ocassion to say thanks to the almighty and to every person in our life, Thanksgiving Day is also a time to feast, frolic and have some good clean fun. Check out these hilarious jokes and one-liners related to Thanksgiving Day and have a rib-tickling time. You can use these on your festive greeting cards/e-cards or share the entire collection of Thanksgiving jokes with your friends and dear ones by making a click here. Have an enjoyable time with TheHolidaySpot!
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Brighten up the occassion for yourself and your dear ones with these amusing Thanksging jokes and one-liners. Share these with your friends during an ongoing Thanksgiving party or send these to them via your Thanksgiving greeting cards/e-cards.

Eat a turkey, or it will use fowl language on you.

Pilgrimage. Nothing but the age of a pilgrim.

What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play.

Be thankful on Thanksgiving, at least for not being a turkey.

Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!


Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey.
Q: Why?
A: Because he's already stuffed!

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.

Mother turkey to her disobedient children:
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: No, you should just have the turkey!

Q: What comes at the end of Thanksgiving.
A: The letter "G".


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