Jokes for Halloween

Go through these hilarious jokes on Halloween and laugh out loud. If you are planning to attend a Halloween party, you can share these with your friends and let them have a good laugh too. Have a spooky time full of fun.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving.

Q: What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
A: Shrinkenstein.

Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath.

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream

Q: Why don't ghosts attend dance parties?
A: They have no body to dance with

Q: What is the game that skeletons love to play with humans the most?
A: Hide and shriek!

Q: What happened when the mummy got hit by a truck?
A: Nothing! It was already bandaged!

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone

Q: What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead Ends

Q: Which kind of monster loves dance music?
A: The boogieman!

Q: What does a ghost do on Saturday night?
A: He looks for a place where he can boo-gie.

Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.

Q: What do you call a little monster's parents?
A: Mummy and Deady

Q: Why did the headless horseman get a degree?
A: He wanted to get a-head in life.

Q: What would you call a draw between two vampires in a bloodsucking competition?
A: A neck tie.

Q: Who is a skeleton's favorite emperor?
A: Napoleon Bone-apart.

Q: What would you call a ghost in a clergy's robe?
A: A holy terror.

Q: What is a baby ghoul's favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo.

Q: What would a Dracula say after reading these jokes?
A: These suck!

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