Halloween Jokes

Nobody enjoys gettin' scared. But on Halloween's Day, horror is fun. And that's what Halloween is all about actually - having a celebration of fun. And to raise the fun quotient of your Halloween Eve celebrations, here we have some really cool Halloween jokes for you. These funny jokes are all about vampires and monsters and ghosts that you all will love very much. So read and enjoy these witty jokes themed around Halloween. To share these Halloween Jokes to your buddies, just click here and forward this page to them. Happy Halloween!

Go through these hilarious jokes on Halloween and laugh out loud. If you are planning to attend a Halloween party, you can share these with your friends and let them have a good laugh too. Have a spooky time full of fun.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving.

Q: What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
A: Shrinkenstein.

Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath.

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream

Q: Why don't ghosts attend dance parties?
A: They have no body to dance with

Q: What is the game that skeletons love to play with humans the most?
A: Hide and shriek!

Q: What happened when the mummy got hit by a truck?
A: Nothing! It was already bandaged!

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone

Q: What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead Ends

Q: Which kind of monster loves dance music?
A: The boogieman!

Q: What does a ghost do on Saturday night?
A: He looks for a place where he can boo-gie.

Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.

Q: What do you call a little monster's parents?
A: Mummy and Deady

Q: Why did the headless horseman get a degree?
A: He wanted to get a-head in life.

Q: What would you call a draw between two vampires in a bloodsucking competition?
A: A neck tie.

Q: Who is a skeleton's favorite emperor?
A: Napoleon Bone-apart.

Q: What would you call a ghost in a clergy's robe?
A: A holy terror.

Q: What is a baby ghoul's favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo.

Q: What would a Dracula say after reading these jokes?
A: These suck!
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